Susan was out in the garden and I ask her what she’s planting.

You know what she tells me? She tells me she’s planting grass !!

I couldn’t believe my ears. I spend all spring and summer mowing that damn lawn and spraying pesticides to kill all this grass and what does Susan do? She goes and plants some more. I couldn’t believe it. She is something else.

(Don’t tell her but I actually like the grass. It’s not so bad to look I suppose. She told me it was from a place on the mainland called Pepindale Nursery. They’ve got a cool little website too.)

This is what grass looks like:

If I get mad, I might have to grab the weed wacker!